I’m Curious About the Sample

Let’s just say I have my doubts:

Have that extra cookie. Sleep with him on the first date. Call in sick, even if it’s for a sample sale.

You won’t regret any of it, says a new study; rather it’s salads, celibacy and soldiering through the flu that will bring you down.

The report — by Ivy League professors — claims that when you hit 80 and look back on life, it’s your virtues, not your vices, that you’ll resent.

Good girls are full of regret; bad girls have nothing but great memories.

Well, except for the rootlessness, hangovers, and STDs.

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